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GWAR Unveil Cuttlefish Dildo Ranging in Measurement from Small to Additional Massive

In case you’ve had blood or different bodily fluids splattered throughout you at a GWAR present, however are on the lookout for an much more intimate expertise from the intergalactic barbarians, look no additional than the brand new Cuttlefish of Cthulu dildo. The astonishing intercourse toy is on the market in sizes raging from Small to Additional Massive.

The band has partnered with Unhealthy Dragon to create the mesmerizing pocket rocket. It pays homage to GWAR’s late front-thing Oderus Urungus, who at all times wore his cuttlefish codpiece loud and proud.

Obtainable in two colours — “Pure (Black)” and “Glow-in-the-Darkish Signature (Multi-Shade)” — the Small sports activities a shaft circumference of 6.13 inches and complete size of seven.5 inches, whereas the size of the Additional Massive are … gulp! … 12.25-inch shaft circumference and 15.25-inch complete size. Costs on the official GWAR webstore vary from $89.99 for the Small to $199.99 for the Additional Massive, with many fashions offered out already.

In fact, you’ll need to pair the expertise of the Cuttlefish of Cthulu dildo with all kinds of merchandise from GWAR’s “Bud of Gods” CBD line, together with hemp flower, gummies, Delta-8 GWARtridges, and extra.

GWAR wrapped up their fall tour, however have a handful of dates on faucet for 2023, together with a gig on Lamb of God’s inaugural Headbangers Boat cruise, setting sail from Miami subsequent October.

See pictures of the Cuttlefish of Cthulu dildo beneath, with a beer can included to point out the size of the completely different sizes. Significantly, that Additional Massive is ridiculous!

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