GWAR on Dropping Their Jobs to People & Why World Struggle III Wants a Kickstarter

The intergalactic barbarians referred to as GWAR just lately descended upon Louisville’s Louder Than Life competition, the place they caught up with Heavy Consequence. Earlier than our reporter was kidnapped by the savage steel beasts, he was in a position to ask a couple of questions in regards to the band’s new album, The New Darkish Ages, together with getting intel on the political figures they’re destroying on tour as of late.

In the event you’ve been to a GWAR present, then you realize that many politicians and celebrities meet a gory demise onstage. As GWAR clarify to us within the video interview above, the band is simply attempting to “placed on a badass rock ‘n’ roll present,” however are consistently coping with infamous stage crashers.

“Folks all the time attempt to steal the highlight from GWAR. Joe Biden, George Trump, Donald Trump. All of them simply come on the market and fuck our entire day up,” complained Pustulus Maximus (sporting a really good-looking Heavy Consequence baseball cap), with Blothar the Berserker including, “Barbara Trump. Your complete Trump household.”

In the meantime, GWAR are additionally upset by the truth that humankind is taking their primary occupation away — the destruction of Earth as we all know it. With the pandemic and wars raging on, there’s not a lot left for GWAR to do.

“People are taking our jobs,” lamented Blothar, with Pustulus chiming in, “We’re alleged to kill individuals. We’re alleged to trigger floods and hails of locusts.”

Balsac the Jaws of Dying supplied, “We’ve been doing it for years. These people, they suck at it. They don’t know the right way to do warfare. Take a look at the historical past. World Struggle I: that sucked. Sucked so dangerous they needed to have World Struggle II. It was alleged to be the warfare to finish all wars, they usually needed to do one other one. Now, they’re speaking a few World Struggle III. C’mon!”

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Pustulus continued, “They will’t even get the funding. They will’t even get the Kickstarter for World Struggle III to occur but.”

GWAR additionally mentioned a few of the songs from The New Darkish Ages, together with “Ratcatcher” and “Motherf–king Liar,” whereas additionally speaking about their latest documentary, This Is GWAR.

Watch the complete interview above, together with the ultimate log out from our reporter earlier than we by no means heard from him once more. And remember to choose up merchandise from GWAR’s Bud of Gods CBD line, together with gummies, hemp flower, and Delta-8 GWARtridges.

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