You recognize Hilary Clinton and the emails she dropped, Hunter Biden’s laptop computer within the Delaware store, however are you able to recall the stupidest laptop computer of all? It was the topic of a current episode of Tucker Carlson Tonight, which noticed January sixth insurrectionist Ariel Pink and former Mumford & Sons banjoist Winston Marshall selling their new tune, “Rudolph’s Laptop computer.”

This newest laptop scandal, which is about as actual as the primary two, was co-composed by Pink and Marshall alongside Two Door Cinema Membership’s Alex Trimble. The tune is ready to jangling bells and the identical Marshall banjo lick you’ve heard a thousand occasions earlier than, as Pink sings, “Rudolph, what have you ever completed?/ They discovered your laptop computer, it’s a smoking gun.”

Pink was dropped from his label after taking part within the Capitol riots and subsequently accused of sexual misconduct and harassment. “I’m battling it,” he advised Tucker Carlson Tonight visitor host Tulsi Gabbard. “Hopefully there’ll be some optimistic issues. Possibly I’ll on some podcasts extra typically. Possibly that is my future. Possibly I’ll do politics.”

Marshall, who left Mumford & Sons after he promoted the fascist fabulist Andy Ngo, stated that Pink was “cancelled for one thing he didn’t even do,” however predicted, “There might be nice artwork that emerges from it.” Sure, as a result of canceled persons are all the time showing earlier than an viewers of tens of millions on the top-rated cable information present. Try a clip from the interview and take your self to Jingle Hell with their new tune under.

jeez Ariel Pink actually wants some cheering up or one thing. he sounds tremendous depressed. pic.twitter.com/ElhsEDMD79

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 30, 2022